Tuesday, January 29, 2008

thank dan abrahams for this


via videosift.com

and some birds: don't thank dan abraham for this.

Monday, January 28, 2008

haha

Thursday, January 24, 2008

LIP SYNCH? - you be the judge!

TRUE OR FALSE

Can you guess which of the following are True and which are false:


1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly Button.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our Sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their Head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves with out turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring Roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising Milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, It would be green.



Answers in the 'Comments'...

spider mecha

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Marvel







Monday, January 21, 2008

Gizmo

Before there was Jackasss there was this. Watch all 8 parts on YT...


Or watch the entire movie HERE in large format.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Great Hand Job

Music by Daft Punk

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Tea Leaves

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Jimmy Adja

God, he's so light on his feet -

Thursday, January 10, 2008

I Got What America Needs Right Here

In this time of political upheaval and uncertainty, I know we're all thinking the same thing: when will Jimmy Carter return to the spotlight and save our country?

Well, he's written an article here explaining why he won't save us in our time of need. He seems angrier than I remember, though.

Warning: contains explicit language!

My grandmother gives good head!

Monday, January 7, 2008

NUGGETS - let's put dees on the benz

The 'movie voice over' guys ...together in one limo.



The SNUGGLER!
check out the mid-air dance!